Angst and Worthlessness (and Some Good News)

(Not so) Happy Tuesday!

This post of angst and worthlessness brought to you by my period. You’re so not welcome.

Life has forced me to take a closer look at the world around me. Something is rotten in Denmark. It’s probably me.

First, I read all seventeen of these and they are spot on, even though my friends try to convince me otherwise: How to know when your coworkers hate you. 

Second, all the coffee (and tea) in the world won’t change this feeling:

Third, I really need to school my facial expressions, before someone punches me.

Fourth, I’m the love child of Danaerys Targaryen and Milton from Office Space:

Someday, I’ll learn how to boil water without starting a fire, I promise.

I do also have some good news. I’m publishing my first short story! I’m so excited! (More news on Facebook.)

Thanks for believing in me through the angst!