Edie Montreux
Dear Universe

Hey, Universe! It’s been awhile since I’ve asked you for anything. I could really use your help now. I’m trying to meet a deadline. I’m also considering flouncing from real life duties. I haven’t done it yet, but it’s hard. So, hey, could you send me some good vibes, positive strides, and productivity today? I could really use it.
Since I’m asking for the moon here, could you send some good mojo to my bestie, my writing buddy, and my friends who actually take the time to read this? You know I love paying it forward, even from my bankrupt account.

And, of course, I’m sharing my gratitude before it happens to show how serious I am about receiving your help. Thanks in advance. Don’t be stingy. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Love, sincerely, and all that,
Edie