I Don’t Need Your Civil War

I fell asleep during the first Captain America. I haven’t yet watched Winter Soldier. Civil War was my first true glimpse of the Captain America franchise.

That being said, despite what Chris Evans said, I’m shipping Stucky. In fact, I have to say this is the hardest I’ve ever shipped two Marvel characters since Professor X and Magneto. (Who wouldn’t fall for Erik Lehnsherr? I’m serious. Stop laughing.)

 Aww–even Iron Man wants a piece of Bucky.

Sorry, Steve. Not buying you with Agent 13. It’s Bucky ’til the end of the line.

I don’t need your Civil War. I can write my own fan fiction.