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  • Edie Montreux

I Have the POWER!


Things I’ve learned since downloading Pokemon Go:



  1. My phone doesn’t hold a charge

  2. My phone doesn’t communicate well with satellites. It’s constantly telling me, “GPS Signal Not Found.” (I shout to the sky, “I’m right here!”)

  3. My phone is a piece of shit


Get a new phone, you say. Talk to Lemur.


In the meantime, I invested in a portable charger and a car charger for my phone. These items will also be compatible with whatever upgrade I get, since I love Samsung so much.


In other news, poor signal connection means I can “walk” by sitting at home, pinging off the neighborhood wi-fi. There’s a benefit to having a phone with shitty GPS.

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