Edie Montreux
Nobody’s Fool

Today is April Fool’s Day – also known as Bullies Get a Free Pass Day. I fucking hate this day.
I’m a very gullible person.
I was a trusting individual when I was young. My life was full of adults who (mostly) told me the truth. Kids do not tell the truth. They lie. They make shit up. Whether they want to or not, they start shit, fake shit, or cover shit up so they don’t get caught.
I hate lies, even if they’re just “jokes.” I also hate mean pranks. If you celebrate April Fool’s Day, stay the fuck away from me.
