Super Tuesday Public Service Announcement: Make Donald Drumpf Again

Entertainers are not politicians.

You can’t run the United States like a company. Especially not if you think bankruptcy is an option.

In case you missed it, a lemur with a banana:

Someone who values his own name at $3 billion is a fucking idiot. Especially when he’s given his name to some serious failures. If we let this man run the United States, it’s going to be great, all right. A great catastrophe.

Bazinga, bitches.

But don’t take my word for it. Amy Lane introduced me to this segment of Last Week Tonight (a show I admit I forgot, though I love every segment I’ve seen), and has much more to say on this topic.